Picture nicked off Rez Cortez' profile page
on Friendster. Jona
says that if Rez (as the leader of the opposition
) were to run as president, the slogan should be "Rez for Prez!"
Did you know that if you Google for 'Rez Cortez'
(and indeed, everyone should Google for Rez Cortez), the first result is an article titled: Bunye: Who do they want to take over Palace, Rez Cortez?
I think he was trying to be funny. When you come to think of it, the Press Secretary is really a funny guy. Remember last week when he said he was submitting his letter of reimbursement, making everyone think he was submitting his letter of resignation. Ha, resignation, reimbursement, get it?
Of course, all along he's been saying that Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo is innocent and is ready to face all charges levelled against her. The man is a comedic genius. ABS-CBN should hire him to host their noontime show or something; I mean, he can't be worse than Willie Revillame paying his audience to laugh at his jokes, right?
The def comedy jam spills out into other branches of government as well. Take this latest breaking story on Inq7
(Nueva Ecija Representative Aurelio) Umali said that obviously, those behind the CD distribution had funds and resources.
"They were able to immediately audio copy the CDs, which proves that they have the money and equipment for reproducing the tapes," he said.
"This bolsters suspicions that the destabilization plot against the President is not without financial backing," he added.