Wednesday, September 07, 2005

Your Boyfriend Sucks

I was just listening to the song Your Boyfriend Sucks by The Ataris. Anyway, right near the end of the song, there's this little mumbling monologue which I couldn't understand, and because I feel like it, I decided to search for the words:

"Alright,listen to me. You pull up right where she is, right? Before you get out of the car, you lock both doors. Then, you get outta the car, you walk over to her. You bring her over to the car. Take out the key, put it in the lock, open the door for her. Then you let her get in. Then you close the door for her. Then you walk around the back of the car and you look through the rear window. If she doesn't reach over and lift up that button for you so you can get in, dump her."

"Just like that? "

"Listen to me kid, if she doesn't reach over and lift up that button for you, so you can get in, that means she's a selfish broad and all you're seeing is the tip of the iceberg. You dump her and you dump her fast."




hmm. haha. natatawa ako kasi i do this. i open the door for my bf when i'm inside na. :) but this is sooo not the case. see, i'm a selfish broad but i open the door! haha!


Nice one. Too bad I don't have a car to test it on. Come to think of it, I don't have the girlage for that either LOL!


i am the worst gf out there, according to all my exes, but see, i do this for them. so, hindi yan totoo. ibig sabihin lang niyan, the girl does not want to let go of the free ride she usually gets.


eh d nya talaga bubuksan yung pintuan ng kotse, kasi pag nakita nya na d mo pa naisipang buksan ung pinutan mula sa loob, sasabihin nya sa sarili nya
"eh ang tanga pala ng lalaking ito eh, yoko na sa kanya.... d ko na bubuksan ung pintuan nya para mawalan sya in interest sakin"



the blurb at the end of the song was from the movie 'A Bronx Tale'.. too bad wala rin akong car para matest sya hehe


power locks na.. isang pindot lang, bukas lahat ng locks.. :p


i unlock the doors and open them for my guy friends, dad, uncles etc... generally for any male who has not earned my ire and is giving me a ride. i never knew it was a good thing until my friend caloy pointed it out. he said "oh it's good you do that. not all girls are polite enough to do that, and believe it or not, we notice." *shrugs* my boyfriend does not have a car, and even if he did and i unlocked and opened his doors for him - he'd still refer to me as his "psycho girlfriend"


Hehe, ako rin, walang kotse. Saka hindi na kailangan ng test. hehe. :p


Jae, pano kung power locks naman at open na so he can just get in his side? Ano, lock ko uli tapos open ko uli from the inside? hehehe just kidding.

I never open the door from the outside for anyone who rides in my car (manual locks kasi). Hintayin nila no. Then again, I'm a girl. If that should mean anything. Hahaha!


Nasa Singles movie yan test na yan ahh.


ang naalala ko lang sa singles yung si bridget fonda gusto nya na sinasabihan siya ng "bless you"


bakit nga parang ang labo? parang ikot ng ikot sa labas ng kotse yung lalake. kung mangyari yan malilito lang ako. at lalong di ko bubuksan yung pinto. at syempre power locks na nga lahat so pointless na rin. . .


Iba pa yon, nung first date ni Kyra Sedgwick at ni Campbell Scott when "they went out for water"... Hahatid ni Campbell si Kyra tapos isip nya na it's a sign kung buksan ni Kyra yung lock.


this is funny! an ex bf had to tell me pa to do that...ok, a selfish broad! ;)


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