If listening to Paris Hilton so much that my ears get herpes is wrong, then I don't want to be right
I was in a cab on my way to my Marketing finals a couple of weeks ago when this pop song started playing on the radio. It was catchy as hell, and I was humming it for most of the three-and-a-half hours while I was taking my exam. After dinner, I decided to go online to look for the song, and imagine my surprise.
A friend and I were talking about Paris Hilton last night (I can't tell you her name because she would kill me).
Friend: "I hate Paris Hilton. She's untalented blah blah blah..."
Me: "You want me to Gmail you a copy of her latest song?"
Friend: "Yes please!"
(a few minutes later)
Friend: "Hehe, I stripped all the file information from the song para hindi siya lumabas sa Last.FM profile ko."
Also, Mika pointed me to the video for the song, which makes the video for her first song tame by comparison. I haven't seen anything this hilarious and disturbing since, well, Paris Hilton's sex video.