Hello, Garci

I realize I've been writing about the Gloria scandal for an inordinate amount of entries now. Please pardon me for doing so; it's either this, or I'll be writing about Madame Auring's love affair with Archie, while spending a thousand words trying to figure out kung may asim pa ba si Madame Auring. Believe me, I'm the same guy who spent his Saturday afternoon watching Startalk while Madame Auring declared to the world, "Cool off muna kami ni Archie ngayon!" a la Mark and Jennylyn.

I've been thinking about how our President would be able to get out of this mess, and I spent the majority of the last week racking my brains for the answer. And then I finally figured it out. Two words:

Sex video.

Think about it. A guy goes to Quiapo, a vendor asks him if he wants a copy of the Gloria scandal, and curious, he ends up buying one. He gets to work, pops it into his PC, puts on the earphones, and gets surprised when a video pops up with Gloria on a bed wearing sexy negligee, while the famous opening conversation takes place, under a very, very different context.

Gloria, in a sexy bedroom voice: "Hello, Garci!"

Garci, obviously hesitant as a half-naked Gloria lies in front of him: "Hello... hello ma'am!"


Ok, did I scar you psychologically? Maybe I should have written about Madame Auring and Archie instead.

- posted by jaemark @ 6/19/2005 05:17:00 AM