Sunday, June 19, 2005

Hello, Garci

I realize I've been writing about the Gloria scandal for an inordinate amount of entries now. Please pardon me for doing so; it's either this, or I'll be writing about Madame Auring's love affair with Archie, while spending a thousand words trying to figure out kung may asim pa ba si Madame Auring. Believe me, I'm the same guy who spent his Saturday afternoon watching Startalk while Madame Auring declared to the world, "Cool off muna kami ni Archie ngayon!" a la Mark and Jennylyn.

I've been thinking about how our President would be able to get out of this mess, and I spent the majority of the last week racking my brains for the answer. And then I finally figured it out. Two words:

Sex video.

Think about it. A guy goes to Quiapo, a vendor asks him if he wants a copy of the Gloria scandal, and curious, he ends up buying one. He gets to work, pops it into his PC, puts on the earphones, and gets surprised when a video pops up with Gloria on a bed wearing sexy negligee, while the famous opening conversation takes place, under a very, very different context.

Gloria, in a sexy bedroom voice: "Hello, Garci!"

Garci, obviously hesitant as a half-naked Gloria lies in front of him: "Hello... hello ma'am!"

Ok, did I scar you psychologically? Maybe I should have written about Madame Auring and Archie instead.


Argh! My figurative eyes! They burn!!!


duh! what a gross indulgence over the last few weeks!

crazy as pinoy!


yaaaak! yaaaak! yaaaak!

more please... :D


that is just so wrong in so many ways...


dee-bee-dee dee-bee-dee


tinapos ng post na ito ang pamimirata ko.


ay ginuo. you had to say it. it's like the time you told jo something about her all over again (which he told me eventually) dang it.


punyeta naman! what a thought! jae, you truly are a very creative person. haha! what's funny.. while you were narrating your sick idea, i keep thinking of ate glow instead. haha!


dude, you're sick.



ok ka ah..hanep.........creative ah.....


creative k ah!!!!!


well.. ur gUd enOUgH 2 shaRe ur latest news bout dZ "HELLO GARCI" issue..and so well plz.. put more annoying ords der pertaining gloria..

bout actually ur very creative ha!!


well.. ur gUd enOUgH 2 shaRe ur latest news bout dZ "HELLO GARCI" issue..and so well plz.. put more annoying words der pertaining gloria..Ok?

but actually ur very creative ha!! kip up d' guD woRk bUt bad words..


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