Things are getting weird. It's all probably just in my mind, but still...
I'm actually dying to talk about this in detail. Unfortunately, I can't talk about it here, for the same reason media can't report troop movements.
(Btw, if *you* think this is about you, it's probably not. Get over yourself already.)
Anyway, I'd probably tell you the story when we get together. You'd probably have to buy me a beer, though. But it'd be worth it. It's a funny story. I can tell funny stories.
Yeah, I know, sometimes I tell stories that were meant to be funny and ironic but aren't at all, but this one's funny. And charming. And sweet. And contains references to some of your favorite contemporary romantic comedies starring Hugh Grant (and maybe Robert Downey Jr., and even Adam Sandler).
It even ends with, "Y'know, Jaclyn Smith always was my favorite."