Friday, November 21, 2008
Geek we can believe in
Chuck Norris-style riffs on Obama's geekiness. My favorites:- Obama called the hotline to kill Jason Todd.
- Obama played a fifteenth level elven fighter/thief/mage. And got away with it.
- Obama knows more Star Trek trivia than you ever will. He just doesn't see the need to talk about it and scare off the women.
- Obama wants to start his inaugural address with "I have come here to govern wisely and chew bubble gum."
- Obama knows that Hal Jordan is the best Green Lantern. But he'd rather hang with Kyle.
(I agree with Coates though, he probably preferred John Stewart.)
- Obama knows that Captain America is not really dead.
(Although I think it would have been better if they said: "Obama always knew Bucky wasn't dead.")
Labels: barack obama, hehehe
Comments:
11/22/2008 3:38 PM -- 
Unknown says:
Hey! venice diaries (one of the original writers of this stuff). Glad you enjoyed. Two things:
Obama thinks that DCAU John Stewart Green Lantern is the best, but finds the comics version to be stodgy.
Obama thinks that Bucky should have stayed dead. He's old school like that.
