So wait, how does this work again?
I just send her a text message, right?YES!!!
Wait, shouldn't I be, like, calling her for this? That would be more polite, right?
Or should I send a few text messages first, then call her? That sounds better.
Ah screw it, I'm just going to create a Facebook account and send her a message there..
(Probably more productive than, you know, blogging about it.)